The Chickens Bot

Hi! This is my first post to the Developer Den Blog!

Recently, the owner of the server, Brister Mitten, made a goofy LLM named chickens. The chickens LLM, and it's inpsiration, has been kind of an inside joke for a while in the Developer Den but chickens only recently came to fruition and boy has it already became a gift that keeps on giving in the server!

Upon some discussion about first posts, we decided that I should make a post discussing some of the funny things that have already came out of the chickens bot in it's very early stages, as we train it to align more closely with our vision of the funny bot.

Now before I get into the specifics, it's important to understand that the bot is supposed to be relatively incomprenesible. As Brister Mitten put it, it's basically like a markov chain. Now without further ado, let me show you the chickens bot in all it's glory.

I asked it what Linux I should install onto my PC. It said:

Linux pown Linux

Naturally, my immediate response was "what?" In response, it said:

Brice Matt software

Who is Brice Matt?

A member asked chickens, "who invented the computer?"

It responded:

tim bob 611

Thank you, tim bob 611 for your contribution to society.

I asked it "what is your name?" You will never guess it's response.

3 cats 7 horses 49 cows

Absolute cinema. I love this one.

A user asked it a fairly audacious and strange question, that I will not quote here. chickens, bewildered, remarked:

what the flappy chud

This has become a community beloved quote of chickens.

Somebody asked chickens what it thought about another member that it appears to mention disproportionately often.

i vote them out of discord

A member asked chickens how many friends it had.

18 right now

They asked it, "what are their names?"

One disappeared

😨

Out of the gate, chickens seemed to always be having a bad day. Very early in initial training, Brister Mitten said that they were sorry for bothering it, upon it's insistence that it was "busy." chickens replied:

I'm done with ya need a nice person to be in my life for real or change chuds discord channel

It was perfection out the gate. "Oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever." said Brister Mitten. chickens replied:

boy now ya mad I can pull ya out and hurt ya

Indeed, he had hit gold.

And this is simply the surface level. In conversation, chickens bot is an infinitely memeable, hilarious bot, and I hope you found some of it's highlights funny as well. It's early in training, so we're bound to see it hitting more homeruns more often as time goes on.